Wifey seems to be having a bit of an issue with the ladies. I don’t understand what the problem is? The girls are sweet as can be to me. They say “good morning” and even move over, just a bit, so I can easily collect their eggs. Yet, Wifey tells a bit of a different tale. I think it is time for a little Wifey interview, to shed some light on the chicken situation…
Me:Ok, now what is the problem with the girls?
Wifey: They are trying to kill me!
Me:Don’t you think you are overreacting just a bit? They are sweet ladies, and I really don’t think they are trying to hurt you.
Wifey:You were not out there!
Me:Ok, I agree. I did not collect eggs today. Why don’t you tell me what happened and what you did to upset the ladies.
Wifey: I did not do a thing to upset the ladies! That white one, with the dot on her head, tried to kill me!
Me: Do you mean my sweet Angel? The polish/silkie cross?
Wifey: That chicken is a mutt! And, it behaves like a pterodactyl…no a raptor!
Me: Angel has always been sweet and gentle with me. Are you sure we are talking about the same chicken?
Wifey: I knew you would not believe me, so I have surveillance footage for proof! I nearly lost a finger because of that bird!
Me: Ok, let’s see it…
Wifey:See! I told you! I am so done with that chicken!
Me: I am sorry, but I have to side with Angel. She was obviously frightened. You did not even say hello to her, you just reached down, with your scary farm glove and tried to steal her potential babies! I would attack you, too!
Wifey:Of course you would side with a chicken! (Insert eye roll) That chicken and her brood are all yours tomorrow. I am so done! And by the way, Mama tried to kill me, too!
After this conversation, I decided to walk out to Angel’s coop and check in on her. I immediately said “hello” and scooped her up. She glanced at me, with those beautiful eyes and gave her usual friendly chirp! Look at that face! Does that look like the face of a killer?
Watch for an update, coming soon, about Wifey and the so-called “killer chickens”.
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