The Gift of Gratitude Day 24: Humor
Living with Wifey means our home is always full of humor! She might be shy, but Wifey is extremely funny and has the best one liners! Tonight, I asked her if she wanted to be a guest on my blog, for the Gratitude Series. She looked at me like I was certifiable, but then she started listing off her Top 10 Gratitude List…a list that only Wifey could come up with!
The Gift of Gratitude: Wifey’s Top 10 List
- Stretchy Gloves: They keep my hands warm under my regular mittens.
- Cats: They are just fabulous!
- Gas Fireplaces: Turn the knob and poof, warmth. Also, there is no mess!
- Solar Lights: They are cool! No electricity needed!
- Lint Rollers: Because we have cats…I love cats!
- My John Deere Tractor: Everything is an excuse to use the tractor!
- Bungee Cords: Almost everything can be fixed with a bungee cord!
- Wire Cutters: Best multipurpose tool on the farm.
- Zip Ties: Reason – See number 7
- Lowes: Lowes provides everything on my “need and want” list, but cats!
Roda: “Wait one minute…number 10 is really Lowes?”
Wifey: “I am very grateful for Lowes. They have Peanut Butter M&Ms, too, which I am extreemly grateful for.”
Roda: “Are you sure Lowes is what you are most grateful for?”
Wifey: “Well, no…probably Peanut Butter M&Ms. It is tied. Lowes and M&Ms are tied. Oh, and Advil, due to all of the farm work you make me do.”
Roda: “Well, about that topic of ME… Is there a reason I am not on your list?”
Wifey: “Well that is given…you don’t have to be listed.”
Roda: “Nice save!”
Wifey: “Wait…I forgot about Coffee!! Top…most important…COFFEE!”
Roda: “So coffee is more important than Lowes and Peanut Butter M&Ms?”
Wifey: “Yes…but that is a very hard decision.”
Roda: “Is coffee more important than ME…?”
Wifey: “Well…On most days, there is not enough coffee to deal with your 200,000 words in the morning. So, coffee is very much a necessity. It is just as important as breathing.”
Roda: “So, what you are saying is that coffee and I are tied for the TOP of your Gratitude list?”
Wifey: “Yeah…let’s go with that.”
Roda: “Good answer!”
A note from Wifey…
May your holiday be filled with love, laughter and a trip to Lowes! Oh, and cats…don’t forget about cats!
Love Yourself…Embrace Yourself and Just Be You…
♥Roda
I do not know how anyone could ever make it without zip ties and bungee cords and we love Lowes 2.
Merry Christmas & Happy New Year.
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Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!!💚🎄
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Wifey is too sweet. 😊 Merry Christmas to you both and may you enjoy many, many more.
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Oh, Wifey… I know how you feel. Good top 10 list. And to think she needed to be on there… as if she didn’t already know she’s top of your list. At least when she uses all those words, there are always typo’s to try to figure out. There’s the humor in it! 🙂
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I have a direct connection with Santa…no gifts for you! Naughty Jay! By the way, maybe you will find more snow glitter in your carpet today!
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I’m gonna call you the Glitterati from now on.
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Blah…blah…blah
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You say that a lot
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Only to you!
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No, you do not only say it to Jay…I’ve been on the wrong end of more blah blah blahs from you than I’ve ever deserved! You’ll just have to imagine my pouty face.
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You pouty face that is really an upside down smile!!!😉
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Humph!
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Aww, I loved reading this, Roda. 😁 Merry Christmas to you and your family! ❤💚❤
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Merry Christmas!! 💚🎄💚
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I have to say that list must be utterly unique…. Have a lovely holiday you two!😀😀❤️
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Ha!! Merry Christmas! Has our holiday card made its way to your neck of the woods yet?
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It did yesterday. What beautiful photographs. You have a lovely family. Did you get mine? It was right on deadline when I posted it.
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Yours has not arrived yet!
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Ah, the simple things in life! And tractors … how cool is that! 💕
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Happy Holidays! 🙂 And Tweetie Pie, our wonderful parrot, says you can keep the cats in Michigan!
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Tweetie needs extra holiday treats!
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Great camaraderie!
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Thanks!
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